Sylvie Alert

Sylvie did not show up to the office at all today. She had laid the framework for this absence yesterday by mentioning casually around the office that she would be "at the library" all day today. Obviously this flimsy library excuse was meant to deflect all inquiries as to her true location.

I have been unable to ascertain Sylvie's true location during the entirety of the working day today, August 30th. Do you know of any confirmed sightings or anonymous tips as to Sylvie's whereabouts? She may or may not be using a crutch and wearing a cast (she's been sporting these around the office but we have not been able to positively confirm whether they are due to a legitimate injury or simply a clever ruse to confuse our organisation). Please contact us if you have any information. Your confidentiality is, as always, assured.