The next manchurian candidate?
More suspicous activity has been observed from office 247 this week. As Sylvie's office mate is clearly an innocent bystander not party to her insidious and underhanded activities we can only conclude that Madame Noel has been up to her old tricks.
As you may be aware, Sylvie claims to have done her studies in the area of psychology. No doubt many human subjects were exposed to horrific experiments to sate Syvlie's so-called "scientifiic inquiries". It should be noted that Sylvie completed her studies abroad. I believe that her claim is that she received her PhD from Australia, but I am sure that she probably was drawn to a country where standards on human experimentation were much more, shall we say, relaxed.
It was because of my knowledge of her background that I was startled to hear the muted but still distinct sounds of Disney soundtrack music coming from Sylvie's office this afternoon. This can only mean one thing: psychological warfare experiments are being conducted by Sylvie as we speak. Perhaps her poor embattled office mate is her expermental subject for these horrific trials. I suggest that we start an immediate appeal to Amnesty International to save Sylvie's office mate from this sub-human existance. SylvieWatchers everywhere unite!
Save Sylvie's office mate!
posted by Sarah @ 11:06 AM
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Ah, the infamous Sylvie has graced us with her presence. We must truly have her on the run comrades!
Clearly her supposed facts can not be taken at face value. It is quite probably the case that she did not study in Australia - as we had already posited - but somewhere else with laxer standards regarding the use and abuse of human subjects. Sylvie admits to wanting to torture undergrad students in her post. Surely we are not to believe that this craving is endogenous?
As to her libellous claims against her poor office mate, I can only point out that prior acts are the best predictor we have of future behaviour. As only one of the two people in office 247 have an admitted history of, at the very least fantisizing about torturing other people I think that the evidence tends to point to her as being the one comitting torturous acts in the office environement.
On to the UN! Save Sylvie's office mate!
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